I went tothe Big House with my mom on Saturday to watch the Wolverines play football. It was horrible for a while. My poor Wolverines didn't even have 50 yards of total offense in the first half. We looked just awful. But, I was having a lot of fun. I love to watch football.
At half time, my mom and I went for a walk. She told me she had to go pee pee in the potty. She says this because she thinks it is going to make me want to go pee pee in the potty too. Whatever -- diapers are soooooo much easier for me. Anyway, my job is to flush the toilet, and I am great at it. I can get it flushed about 5 times while my mom is in there. At the Big House, we went into a stall, and my mom was trying to get the door to stay closed. I saw this as my opportunity to get some extra flushes in. My mom started to go to the bathroom, and I stood in front of her. Before she knew what was happening, I threw my fifer (aka "paci") right into the toilet between her legs! My mom stood up and looked in the toilet only to see it floating. She was trying to decide how much she was willing to do to save it, when I flushed the toilet. We both stood there and watched the fifer go down the toilet. During the second half, I asked for my fifer and my mom just kept telling me it went down the toilet.
Speaking of second half, that was awesome! My Wolverines made a great comeback. Everytime we scored or did something great, my eyes got really big and I clapped my hands. I also exchanged high fives and daps with everyone around me. I even shouted "Lets go blue!" And you know what, they went!
I love going to football games with my mom.
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You are funny X! That is one of the funniest stories I've heard in a while. Glad to hear you disposed of the fifer.
-peace
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